Oh relax, you found me, didn't you

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Well for those of you who have been watching me closely, you've already found me, and you knew where to look.  Congratulations!  Hahaha, you've won yourself an extra five minutes of A: wondering where I went, B: trying to remember what the hell that "weird site is that I'm on with that weird guy who licks my ear".

For those of you who didn't follow close enough and had to ask someone where to find me, congrats, you knew enough about me to know who to ask in order to remember the "weird site that I'm on with that weird guy who licks my ear".

For the rest of you, and there will be some, congratulations, you know my cell, have my email or I just happen to like you. :)

For those who don't know me, and will never see this, fuck you, eat my nut.  Haha, that was a little harsh I suppose but for those of you who are here hopefully it got a chuckle.

In an effort to narrow my focus on life, and the things I want most, I'm discontinuing little extras around the web that frankly I don't have as much time as I think I have for, and really get in the way of what does matter - real life!  On the up-side, it does mean that I'll be much more likely to post here more religiously, and you all know what a devote and religious man I am.  You can be sure, many late-night drunken rants will follow.  For reals.

*pauses for roughly 5 minutes, sipping a beer, weighing his buzz and deciding whether or not to continue*

I will take some flack, from the expected (Hi Skinde, yes, I mean you) people, but it's all good.  I'm here, so that's what really matters, isn't it?  Hmmm... What really matters.  That would make for an interesting rant.  Can you tell I've been drinking yet?  Maybe not, I have spell check in the browser. :P  I have a Netflix to watch, perhaps I'll do that.  Keep me out of trouble that way :)

Oh, one last note.... for those of you who haven't registered in the forum - this is your chance, cause I ain't listenin' unless you post it here. :)

 

Edit:  PS - that weird guy who licks me is my uncle, AKA, Skinde.  Also, he doesn't actually lick me - at least, I don't think he does (not while I'm awake, anyway)...