I can almost feel the (homosexual) love.

Friday, February 12, 2010

So this is how a typical IM conversation starts off. I can feel the love, it's like a sting with a slight pressure behind it.

(7:59:22 AM) Skinde: twink
(7:59:28 AM) Fat: Maybe
(7:59:34 AM) Fat: Does that mean I like cock?
(7:59:39 AM) Skinde: dunno, possibly
(7:59:47 AM) Skinde: you could just be cock-curious
(7:59:57 AM) Fat: I thought I was clearly homosexual
(8:00:12 AM) Fat: Do you think I'm not commited enough?
(8:00:20 AM) Skinde: well you cleverly disguise your homosexuality with your big truck and your wife and kids
(8:00:28 AM) Skinde: so that tells me you're not 100% out
(8:00:45 AM) Fat: I expect you to throw me a huge party when I finally come out
(8:00:52 AM) Skinde: oh i will
(8:01:06 AM) Fat: helium filled condoms and double sided dildos
(8:01:09 AM) Skinde: i'll get a huge penis cake made
(8:01:10 AM) Fat: everywhere
(8:01:13 AM) Fat: Awesome
(8:01:25 AM) Fat: I want it cream filled too
(8:01:34 AM) Skinde: ya, not frosting either
(8:01:46 AM) Skinde: it has to be that gelatinous creamy stuff like custard
(8:01:51 AM) Fat: Exactly