11 Days....

Monday, January 11, 2010

 How does one make the time go faster? Is there a way to wormhole my way through the next eleven days and be boarding the plane to Utah?

If a sheep gets sodomized in a field and the shepard isn't around, does he still hear it?

This is among the list of burning questions in my head as I prepare for our trek to the cold snowy mountains of Park City, Utah to attend this year's Sundance Film Festival. I anxiously await my ticket package which FedEx should be bringing any day, and I'm working to get back the suitcase from my girlfriend that I let her use on our last trip months ago. I expect she'll give it up.

I've got a printed list of the movies we're going to see and at what theatres, and the Sundance Institute was kind enough to send me my "Guide To Cinematic Rebellion" which includes walking times between theatres. Of course I don't think the walking times account for drunken stumbling, so I'll have to do some calculations to pad that a little.

Soon I will make some time to get to Chez Fat and we can sit down and do a little video duet to get ramped up for Sundance. In the meantime enjoy my mindless blatherings and beastiality references.

PS - Note the number of times I use the word "Sundance" in this blog. Pretty soon we'll show up as the #1 Sundance search on Google.